Podcast: After the 3rd world war

Scenario: Two men in a hospital called The dump.

Characters: Enstein and Frank.

Frank: Hello can you show me the bodies? There are young and beautiful this year?

Einstein: Now in year two thousand and five houndred is easy to obtain parts of beautiful bodies because there are a lot of losers of the 3rd world war and now are slaves. How much money can you spend?

Frank: I have three thousand Renminbi (when China won the war they ruled the world and his coins become much more expensive).

Einstein: Which pieces do you want? I just had obtained a beautiful body this morning.

Frank: Yes I think it can be useful because with the problems of radiation we have to change our skin after twenty years you know.

Einstein: But we have a problem with the jowl because is radiated so we have to change some parts, because my hunters obtained the guy from the zero zone.

Frank: Don’t worry bloke.

Einstein: Nipping door in a few minutes wait it. So are you sure you want the full monty of this body except the jowl?

Frank: Yes, the reserve of slaves is finishing and I think the current collection is good.

Is humor necessary?

What is humor? Humor in our society is an easy way to disconnect from problems. Some wise man think laughter is good for our health, because laguther triggers the realease of endorphins ( the body's natural feel-good chemical).

In my opinion, we must change the conception of humor. Some persons don't know the significate of humor and they don't accept all the types of humor and I'm going to explain why humor should be set for the individuals against society. Black humor is a type of humor which consists of telling a joke laughing about a collective and that's acceptable, the limit of humor can't be set for the society it must be the limit of the person who tells the joke, and why I think humor is bad in some situations is because it can be offensive if the collective don't understand the joke.

In conclusion, I think we have to open our minds because we should accept jokes if they don't hide racist ideas. My opinion about hipocritical people who laugh a lot when someone tells a joke of a religion but when it's a joke of their religion they become angry, that's an example of people who must change their mentality.

Recording a joke INCOMPLERT

A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8.

"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer.

"OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stunt.

The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.

The bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the -- "

The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."

Evaluation of oral presentation

First of all I will talk about my fails. My pronuncation is bad and I readed too much, because when I saw the video I understood my fails easily. I read practically every moment. I need to study more before do a presentation. I think the best was the content because anyone knows about the deep web. I think, I explained well the content with a lot of details and examples.

Do you know how many type of hackers there are?

Do you know Who is Linus Torvalds and his attribution to the free software?

-Tecnic developer of high level. for example Linus Torvalds, is a brilliant scientific who created a free software, an alternative for Windows and Ios. This genius created an operating system for a community without economic interest, today the community investigate in this software for make better the programme. Android (the most important operative system) runs with Linux. Others webs use this server too for run, for example when you connect on Facebook you are redirecting to Linux server.

-Cybercriminals: There are criminals who create malicious programmes and  attack legal webs. Sometimes cybercriminals make atacks for annoy people, for example the famous atack to the celebrities, the cybercriminals attacked their information and they published.

Kim Doctom created Megaupload ( the most famous web for download content). In 19 of January of 2012 the FBI closed this web for copyright infringement. Anonymous group atacked FBI giving personal information of his agents to public acces.

Do you know the most polemic attack of the history?

The most important attack is made by Milworm ( an institution of the most brilliant hackers), they hacked a nuclear central in India in 1998. The governments decided change the security since this event

What are crakers?

-There are a type of Cybercriminals, they steal money from credit cards and they create virus.

When was the word hack born?

-The word of hack born in Massachusets  in 1969 when a group of students started to send innocent jokes to his friends.

Do you know Who is Linus Torvalds and his attribution to the free software?

Famous atacks

Kim Doctom created Megaupload ( the most famous web for download content). In 19 of January of 2012 the FBI closed this web for copyright infringement. Anonymous group atacked FBI giving personal information of his agents to public acces.

-Do you know the worst place on Internet?

Now I have to talk about the worst place on Internet. The deep web born in 1993 when the government created a place to store information. The deep web Is a place where you can find information, in this place we can find a lot of information, more than the superficial web . But why anyone knows this place? Because we can’t log in with a normal searcher. How you can come in this web? You need programmes. I will talk about Tor, is a protector programme, if someone tracks your IP, he can’t know where are you frome, for exemple I’m from Girona, this programme will protect me giving as track another place.

It’s a polemic theme because you can find  whatever you want… It’s very difficult trick someone because this web uses servers .onion not .com, only a brilliant hacker can trick an IP from servers onion. It’s not illegal find information (not everything is bad on this web, for exemple this photo, someone is manifesting his opinions). In the deep web there’s a secret place known as Mariannas web, it’s a place where they are the secrets of governments, future plans of war.

In conclusion, this is a place where we can see the human mentality, in this place we can find the worst of our society. I think it’s a place where we can find a lot of useful information but the majority are ilegal places.

Correction of the letter

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Castelló d'empuries

13th March 2016

Apple Service

Los Angeles

California

To whom it may concern. I would like to work in your offices. I bought a Mac and was disappointed because it was a disappointment. Therefore I want to work there to upgrade all your products. First of all, the price is too hight to compete with the others brands. The computer was in bad conditions, not what they promised.

I have the advanced level, the computer degree and the batxillerat. Also, I have created a software and a web page. I'm looking forward to your prompt reply because I would like in your company. Microsoft asked me to work in his company but I prefer Apple. I am available to work in any place. 

Your faithfully,

Ali Garcia 

Friend Description

His name is Ali Mazghari, he is studying baccalurate and working in a bar. He is  brown-eyed, and thin, he is pale. He is an introverted person. Ali is fon of plyaing computer games. Alis haves a particular personality, he enjoys killing people. it's a bit cruel. He is a colded hearted specially when he finds strangers. He's not two-faced he is discreet. He hates liars. He's ill sometimes, becaues is diabetic. He is wearing a black pair of jeans and a grey sweeter. He wears a pair of black shoes. he is fatish face.

I think is a good friend. I knew Ali 11 years before. I didn't talk with him after 3rd Eso, we match playing videogames with another friend, then we made friends. I think his best quality is honesty, when he has a problem with you he says it. I think he's generous with his friends but not with strangers.

The comparing of The Best of times between Thirteen.

The differences aren't simples, because they are teenagers and they have problems at home. In the 2 historys the father leave and forget his sons. There are differencies of age, and mentality, because Cha Seeng feel bad when he do bad things but Tracey not. When Cha Seeng see her mother bad he try to help her but Tracey not. Cha Seeng never robbed, but Tracey robbed a pocket. I think it's a bit exaggerated the movie. Tracey was manipulated for her friend and Cha Seeng only 1 time. Tracey cut her veins and Cha Seeng not. Another differencie is Cha Seeng story finish good but Tracy story finish really bad. Tracy is much more rebeld than Chee Seeng

"There's something about mary"

 The title is "There's something about mary". It came out in 1998. The director's are   Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly and  the main actors are: Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon.

The storys is about a man, He loved a Woman. Her name is Mary,who is the main actress. Mary is a nice girl. The boy wants  to marry the  girl and they have a lot of comedy moments for exemple: He caught the testes before leaving with Mary. He threw the dog out of the window because the dog was "spliced". 

I like this movie because it's a comedy movie. The best moments in the film are the scene at home when Ben Stiller visit mary and the dog is furious and the dog finish out of the window.

My favourite hobby is travel

Traveling is my best passion. Learning a lot of the countries, meet a lot of people. When I'am traveling, I  feel more relaxed. Travel to caribean, to Usa, to Germany and other places. I have got a house in Andalucia and my family and me we visit. In summer sometimes we do a safari. We traveling to "Logroño " and i'm feeling so happy when finish the school and i making the bag for travel.